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| Japan (street fighter style) |
[May. 29th, 2006|12:44 am] |
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Hi team.
I went out on a date with makiko on friday. It was a really good laugh. We are quite different though. Me being scottish, 19, and fairly loud brash. Maki being Japanese, 25, and fairly quiet and polite. That said however I wouldn't describe her as shy. But I guess these things just make it more interesting !
It's a kinda ong story, but basicaly met at 7. I wasn'tr sure if it was a date at first or not, but then i noticed eye make up, nicer shoes than normal and ear-rings, so i figured must be. 7.15 began our ashton lane pub tour, with a break in the middle to go to subway, and then to viper. By god that lass can drink, it's not often girls can nearly drink as much as me let alone an east asian one, tippin' I tell thee. We chatted about all sorts of things, but i didn't really hit on her until about 11, as i was having a rather good time and not concentrating on that kind of thing.
In viper i attempted to teach her how to dance, as she couldn't at all. The results were suprising she picked up the whole dancing thing quickly. And then semi romantic dancing was in full swing, the bold yin even managed a 180 downwards bum glide move. and carried away in the romance was foolish enough to pull me, good stuff. Unfortuneately she was a bad kisser, but that is easily fixed, I've improved many birds before and by gum i could do it again, provided of course she allows such.
All in all, great time, laughed loads, i think she's very pretty, good chat, fun dancing, and something different!
anyway lads and ladies.
night night
Jamie MacGxxx
(p.s. i have a date tomorrow with a girl called Louise whom i happen to quite like also, I'll post any hot goss. and then i am seeing maki on wednesday, so i will have to pick one, or hopefully be picked by one, as I wouldn't like to fuck either around.)
(P.P.S - totaly changed the layout of my room, it's so much nicer now, come on come all to see!) |
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| 2006 |
[Jan. 30th, 2006|03:50 pm] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | 2006 | ] |
First entry of the new year.
Uh. Goss... Not been up to much chefing is fun, done a shift at dimaggio's and several at Gong now as well, gonna try and get some other work in different kitchens, and also it turns out I may be able to get a place in Nick Nairn's Chef School, w00t://
Yea.
Started playing b-ball properly again, which is always good. So should be losing weight, gonna make larger efforts to not drink. Because beer will totaly inhibit my weight lossage, and also it aint really good for you. Easy habbit to get, slightly harder to break, but I'm sure I'm well and able to semi-quit. Though I had 3 glass of vino last night :o 'cause Mick and Steve and James and I and we play and trivial and pursweet. We played doubles, JB + JM stick SR + MB, we lost *tear*
HOWEVER they got 3 HORRENDOUSLY easy pie q's.
1. How many holes does a bowling ball have?
A. Three
2. What Rifle Accessory was developed in Bayyone in 1916?
A. Bayyonette
3. What was Bruce Wayne's Crime Fighting Alter-Ego.
A. Batman
I mean for fucks sake. still but a loss is a loss, we'll get them back one day.
I'm representing Glasgow Uni on Wedensdays game against Strathclyde, it'll be tough, because they are a strong side, But we'll win and hopefully i'll get the courtime I deserve. The Game is at kelvin hall tip off 8:00 if anyone fancies showing support for glasgow / myself.
Yea, Working Gong tomorrow night, woo.
Anyway guys, I'm off to make toasties... which also don't help to weight loss thing but who cares, i only drank twice last week.
Jamie xxx
( oh, and happy year of the dog! ) |
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| SEXMASS |
[Dec. 24th, 2005|02:33 am] |
well guys.
Enjoy your spicy yuletide.
fuck fuck fuck your dishes. |
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| Blind Date, effectively. |
[Dec. 8th, 2005|02:10 am] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| | Everyone's A Captain Kirk !!! | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Nemisis-909 revoution/ Nena - 99 red balloons | ] |
Nanda kore wa ?
I'll tell you !
This young lady in question, Elizibith, from some place slightly north of yorkshire. Was the cause of much debate, especially this evening. I had been informed by Alan, that he was in fact too drunk to genuinely remember what she looks like, but he thought she was rather unattractive.
James truthfully exclaimed he was far too plastered to even tell.
Casey said... "well, when I saw her I wasn't like 'Jamie what the fuck are you doing' But I had no intention of wanting to jump in myself"
Kyle said "she was all right, yeah.."
This led to extreme, and I mean extreme paranoia... I was to meet her at 9.30 after my J class ended, I instantly bolted over to thon Hog's Head, and ordered 2 pints of lager, both of which were involved in a 5 minute dissapearing trick. Then I checked my phone, remembering it was on silent, she had text me to ask if I was actualy going to show. I replied yes, come along. And quickly tanned another pint.
You see, it was all part of my preperation for attack of the munter... but when i saw her come through the door I know fine well it was her... by gosh I was pleased, frightfully so!
She is short, bears 19 years, is around 5ft, pretty: and has a size 6 waist! Oh god! A six! well I never! Nice blue eyes, with short brown hair.
She is fairly amusing and knows how to take a joke. Of course, one must when expecting to court my good self. I was shocked for a few minutes at this good fortune I had partaken in! We opened taking by her asking me lots of questions about my empoyment, and acedemic life, thinking back there was no questions about my family or friends really. And I talked and talked before I Realized I had been talking for so long, so I decided to ask her more about her, cause she kept enquiring about me.
Her grandmaw is a pure tim... but I kin let that slide... I suppose... She does english language, lit, and scottish history. She has worked in quite a few places, and her parents are from middlesbourgh.
But yes, we talked for quite some time, I bought her drinks for her, I didn't even notice the time really! Last orders came, catching me offgaurd, so I got another 2 drinks in - vodka cranberry and a pint of 'T'. We finished our drinks chatted a while longer and then were asked to leave. I then walked her home, holding her hand with my briliant fluffy gay white goves! I got to her door at Park Circus, then kissed her at her door, she is stia rubbish kisser. Then, oh the nerve! After we kissing for a short while, she cunnigly just walked off after ksiing me saying bye, casualy over her shoulder... I know her game.. the 'text me saying you want to meet, so that I'm in control game. I know that!
Anyway, after that I called Marj and spoke to her, she said don't be stubborn, so I did.
"Hey I noticed you dissapeared, purposely before I had a chance to ask you if you would care to meet :P Have fun yeah?"
"ha ha, nothing was purposely done,an you so had a chance to ask me!but yeah i had a good night itll be fun to meet up again.busy 4 the rest of the wk tho.liz"
"ha ha bull, it was totaly on purpose and you knows it!aye, well thats great.I enjoyed myself, glad you did too. You seem a nice lass and you are really pretty, good laugh too. So aye, I'm up to your standards then I take it hen?"
"haha, thanks for the compliment! And aye, you're up to me standards!"
And there you have it ladies and gentelmen, my pubic life for al to see. I'l text her tomorrow enquiring as to when she is un busy, as I am also busy all this week!
Needless to say, I am rather happy.
Jamie . x .
(P.S. - I hope you enjoyed my updating of my dating) Roffle !!!11! |
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| Dignity? What's that ? |
[Dec. 7th, 2005|02:19 pm] |
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| |  anxious | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Jimmy Durante- Frosty Thon Snowman / Rangers- Follow Follow | ] |
James was browsing some journals when he directed my attention to a rather vulgar and quite frnanky disturbing transaction...
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Steven: A huggle for my muggle girlfriend
Eve: I'm your girlfriend? Aw! Yay!
Steven: And you're a muggle. My father was a muggle his name was tom riddell, I killed him! I LOVE SNAKES ... AND POWER!!!
Eve: Nooooo! Please don't kill me to! I loooooove you!... but do you think you could introduce me to your friends in the masks?
Stevoid: Being one of my masked meanies is a good job, hard to get into thought, it's a "jobs for the boys" kind of setup. They can't see you , they're busy setting up a union.
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Now Hold What opinion you may. But as a hetero sexual male. I find this most horrendous, and un-nerving. It makes one wonder what is actually going on in that boys head to begin, and continue - willfully - such a farce.
I ask of thee. |
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| English |
[Dec. 4th, 2005|11:37 pm] |
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| | ^_^ | ] |
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| | Aha - Take on Me. | ] |
Met her outside was chatting to her, then said maybe see you later when we get inside. Then about an hour later bumped into her on the dance floor, chatted to her again, but she couldn't here me, and so i leaned in and spoke into her ear, and as i wwas pulling back to an upright position, I noticed she was ooknig at me, so i proceeded to kiss her - webby pulled her mate.
Alas, I was dancing with her for a while, and then she went to the bar. And her pal was like "you better not fuck her around,"And I was uber like "whut? I only just met her!!"
And she was like "oh, all right then. You look nice, do you want her number, she won't mind!"
Hence I responded. "Well aye... why not... but not from you, i'll get it myself, so i was like aye, i'll go buy her a drink and find her."
So this young gent went to the qudos bar, and she wasn't there. Went back to her friends to check if she was allready back... She wasn't there so I checked the mad lobby bar, she wasn't there. I went to the toilet... then back to where the aforementioned pals were. and there was no one there.... and I was like.... what the fuck, I've been had... Bitch.
Then I was off to find the lads, and what ho ! I bumped into English! Hark my spirit like Jesus was ressurected! she exclaimed she couldn't find anyone, I said I was the same. I then took her hand and guided her up thon stairs, for a chat. I exclaimed that her pals had offered me her number, after some time. TO which she produced the instrument in question, and asked if I would like her phone number. To which I gleefully repplied "NO, I would not."
oh the hilarity !
So anyway, one of her friends called her, and she went back to meet with them and I went back to my lads. We left at closing, the lads and I, that is. I decided to send her a written message, to her mobile, asking if she desired a gentemanly escort homewards. She replied saying, "I'm allready home, Shame." So I then sent her another message asking if she cared to meet sober, for... a.... date! She then replied saying "Yes, meeting you sober should be interesting at least."
I noticed the grammar, the word choice. "meeting you 'should' be interesting" HARK SHE LOVES IT !
*waves* |
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| Job Seeker |
[Nov. 23rd, 2005|03:52 pm] |
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| |  l o s t | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Hitsohi Saimoto, Kaori Okoshi, Nobuo Uematsu + Ayaka Sasou - | ] |
I am an active jobseeker once again, oh the humanity.
I've eaten 6 packs on nik-naks in a short space or time.
I got my first minifest birthday present last night, from my POG. A Navy Scarf, oooh I say, it's nice.
I am currently downloading microsoft office 2k3 - 18.3% done.
and i am also downloading Red Dwarf series 2, Lost season 1, and red Dwarf series 3.
Journals eh... self indulgent waste of bandwith I say ! |
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| Sichaun Mountains. |
[Jun. 24th, 2005|05:17 pm] |
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| |  Contemplative | ] |
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| | Like I said... Chinese Music Is Baws. | ] |
god damn. just spent 6 minutes trying to open my can of beer, the fucking ringpull bit snapped. *drinks* Ah, the fruitions of my labour !
Well, the day after my last update i went traveling again, this time to the south to see some mountians, 8 hour drive. The mountain hosts the worlds Lowest active glacier and it was a rather awesome sight to behold and stand on. On the way there we drove through the longest tunnel in china, 4.5 killometres!
the tunnel had to be built because the mountain was so huge, and fuck it was. when we came out of the other side it was like being in a plane, not even 3/4 of the way up the mountain we were covered in clouds, it was freaky deaky, but quality.
There was a fairly large group maed up of half school kids, and then this fucking hot crazzzzy milf woman, and some other boring cunts. We didn't go to the glacier the first day, instead we went to a budhist monastary and then to our hotel. The milf asked me how old I was and I said 18, in cantonoise, and she started howling with laughter and ran away. At the temple I met a buddhist man who could allegedly predict one's future in a certain field, study, love, money, etc. I asked for Study, since I have no idea what to do with myself for the upcoming acedemic year, and I must decide!
The chap said, that I will have an important decsion to make in august... which is the beggining of the chinese acedemic year *suprise* he also said that I was inteligent and allready had the grades to get into university, I have a kind face, and I should end up somehow working with people, he said possibly the government. How also asked if I had any scars and exclaimed that i would not be safe from any serious harm, after indicating my forehead. He then said, that he felt that I was a sincere person and was expressed worry for me, he said that he shall pray for me every night for the next 40, or 38 now, and ask for my protection and guidance. Zou You was the transltor here, of course. Though I normaly scorn such things as fortune telling the man seemed to believe what he was saying so, that i felt a bit strange after i left, as if his words were kind of repeating.
After this we returned to the hotel had dinner, which had one nice dish, which i munched most of. Then we went to our rooms, I exclaimed doing nothing is teh sux, and then a knock on our door was to be heard. I though OMGBBQ, it was none other than the milf and her other pal asking us to go out for a walk, of course i said yes, and Zou agreed, we walked around our wierd little village and ended up finding a bar... of sorts... we entered... there was no one there... just BLARING HSINESE MUSIC... we checked everywhere for staff.... no one to be found. The place was one room, with dirty white walls, bearing tacky stencils. there were many couches, with were crushed velvet and looked dirty as an unwashed wrestlers testicles. the dane floor was small, and tiled... about..... 5 by 5 metre's , adn there was a large screen. At first i had no fucking idea what the place was.. but then i discovered it were a kareoke bar. we went outside and then the host came running over, since was middle aged with a small mole type thingie under her lower lip. the chinese folk talked and so i entertainjd myself by figesting, once they finished i oredered 4 bottles of beer, 10 yuan each, 528 ml not too bad. Anyway, turns out the milf was an amazing singer, and in fact she sang at some club in her home town, t'was quality, she asked me to dance with her, I said not, but then though, well why not, and so I did.
anyway, we drank, they sang, and all was good, the "locals" arrived sometime later, and then statred shouting, in english, "DISCO"
this wierdid me out, then a beastie boys song, techno remix xore came on, and unrelentling strobe-lightage resumed all the locals started dancing, so id milf and friend, and thus I joined the madness. Many different dance songs kept comming on, the best was "blow my wistle" ha ha, how amsuing.
anyway, it got late we returned home to hotel and slept.
Next Day we awake at, 7 and i am told today is mountain wlaking day, yee-ha. so we get on bus and off we god to this mountain (the glacier one) the bus were frightening, the enghine cut out several times and the corners were tight a fuck... it was close to a rolercoster in slow motion. Which reminds me, in Shen Zhen I went on a roller coaster for the first time since double digit age, it was excellent. So th emountian was just stanhard mountian walk all the way to the botom of the glacier, there were two younger chinese girls who were not very well balanced and i helped along the ice by holding there hands and lifting the smaller of the two from time to time. The small one went up to under my shoulders and was 16, the second was really beautiful, easistway to describe... would be... like a chinese shona, with smaller face type bones (she was also 16). Nice. I was taught a couple of Sichaun words and the walk was awesome, cool views, cool views.
So aye, it was good.
on the way back went went to a hot springs, It was crazy good ! never been to one before but it really was good fun. After which we stopped at a swamp and then a mad moutain cured beef place, and a ornament shop... which had vile toilets. the usual porcelain hole in the floor... but it was stained, there was no flush, and worse yet... the cubicles were 3 foot tall and only bore side, with no doors, and there was practicaly no light... it was here which i saw two friends conversing, one of which was squatting casualy doing a shit, and neither of them even flinching... i just did my buisness a left. Then we went back to the hotel.
That night we went to the hotel had dinner, and hours sleep, and then went off to a barbeque. It was fucking mad. Actualy insane. WE found the place and there was blarin dance music from long ago... this AWFUL song called "the penguins game" was playing... it fuking sucked. They also had tribal dane, by 2unlimited and Boom Boom Boom Boom, by the venga boys WTF!?!?!? aye, and they also had "videos" for the songs.... the videos were like..... so wierd... they were like home videos of people at weddings dancing and lots of random ballroom danicng clips and shit... it fucking freaked my our.. anyway... what meat would we have? RAbbit, Chicken, or Lamb >?
I voted Lamb, cuase it is well better... every cunt agreed. And so the gent said he would be back in ten minutes... grabbed a huge cleave and ra out into the night... he returned with a dead lamb, it's white coat now red... and it's head hanigng on via tendons... he chopped the head off... skinned it,. and cut it in half, tying half of it to a roataining barbeque thing and fetching more wood, normaly this wood have bothered me, however Nothing here could suprise me anymore.... we danced around the fire, and eventualy ate the meat, which was REALLY nice.
and so, on the way back to the hotel I bumped into the shorter of the aformentioned unsteady girls... she did her best to converse in english with me, and handed me what I thought was a bracelet, turned out it was infact a wee attachment for a phone, or rather a large attachment... I was rather please and she said "it luck good" i said thanks and good ngiht in t'chinoise, and went to bed.
Today we got the bus back and I bought Some Wheat wine, OMG 55%, and some sepcial cured beef, for my father. I have also bought I special Gift for the flat. I have bought Dave a present, Casey, Kyle, My Dad, My Gran, and trinkets for lads. more gifts shal be bought.
So here I am back in Chengdu.
I return to Shen Zhen tomorrow night, adn then leave China sunday night, Back Scotland monday morning!
Yay I can't wait So Excited.
xxx TGY
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| The People's Democratic Republic of China |
[Jun. 18th, 2005|03:42 pm] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | ha ha, chinese music sucks. | ] |
The People's Democratic Republic of China is an odd place indeed. Though I must say that many things are actually better, this would be especialy so if we could somehow fuse china and scotlandos.
BUT AYE ! what have I been doing you wonder ? or do you you ? you probably do.
The answer, in truth, is not a massive ammount, but more than enough to make reasonably interesting conversation about.
China, as you know, is a big place. It has lot's of chinese peoples. It is cheap. You probably also know it is hot, and rainy.
However, it is actualy quite unpredictable when you arrive. I first appeared in hong kong, I then moved via several bus(i) dew north, to Shen Zhen, Deng Xiao Ping's apprant answer to HK I am informed. I stay there for a while doing not much, but palying basket-ball. And now i commune with you for the west, which took me a 40 hour train ride to get to. This west I speak of is the city of Chengdu, in Sichaun province.
I just had lunch there... it was quite nice I have tried 3 chinese beers here, the one today was called "snow" probably trying to suggest it is light and crisp. Though the colour was light, the taste was not... it resembled watered down super without the vodka kick. However, in it's defense, a 628 ml bottle, in a rest-au-rant cost 3 yuan... less than 30p.
So yes... and also this morning I went to see giant pandas at a mad reservsation, it was pretty mad, there were peacocks, black necked cranes, red panda's, giant panda's, baby panda's, and a three floor museam with many dead things. apprantly the panda is over 2 million years old.... god knows how they managed to surivive.
Toilets... are the WORST thing ever in both cities I have so far visited. Fucking hell man. How can a USA style shopping mall have a porcelain "hole in the floor" for doing 'jobbies' I mean... christ man... they don't even have toilet roll!?! AND people piss all around the hole too. To make things worse I think it may be quite possibly against the law to actualy CLEAN the fucking toilets, the y all absolutely reak of ammonia, and faeces... good god!
So my lovelys... see joo all soon, for I am back on the 27th, a monday, I may well be up for garage depending on when I get back. And on tuesday I think i shall get my hair cut, should hope so, yeas, yeas.
So aye kiss kiss and all that.
Love you Scotlandos, bye bye!
^_^
To easily connect you to from where i write it is the psuedo birth place of "szechaun prawns" etc. |
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| Cat and Doggie home |
[Mar. 24th, 2005|12:43 pm] |
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| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Nane | ] |
SSPCA Glasgow Dog and Cat Home
125 Kinnell Avenue, Cardonald, Glasgow G52 3RY
Tel: 0141 882 1688
(bus 03, or 56 from city centre.)
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| Tattoooooo |
[Mar. 15th, 2005|12:02 am] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| |  Wondering... | ] |
Aye, I'm thinking of getting one.....
I woner wher eit should be, and perhaps what I should get ?
Any Ideas people?
Jam. |
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| Meh :-( |
[Mar. 13th, 2005|09:54 pm] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| | lonely | ] |
I'm lonely. |
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| Chinese New Year |
[Feb. 10th, 2005|12:43 pm] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| | w00t:// Giddy !!! | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Fear Factory | ] |
At t'CBK, by gum! I did enjoy it so!
The food wasn't amazing, but it was better than usual, the Kareoke was a good laugh.
I got beat in a drinking competition... which I couldn't believe, I have never seen any animal drink so rapidly. So congrats to him! He was dead nice, he kept chalanging me to things, like eating with chopsticks, drinking, pronouncing words, trivial stuff, but it was fun at the time.
I cannot mind his name, it began with 'L'
Yeah, and thanks to him I got chatting to a girl called Shen Xiang, and she gave me her phone number, she asked for my MSN, but I couldn't be bothered writing it down, so I just took hers ^_^ she also told me she doesn't go out a lot so she'll be happy to talk... So I told her that I'd take her out some places and she seemed rather pleased to hear such. So yeah, that was great. She left though.
Shortly after this Allen wanted to leave. SO I went around everyone whom I had spoken two wished them luck for their year, and siad good-night.
On the way home, we were walking, and by sheer chance bumped into this girl called Nadia, I had no idea who she was, and she was fucking hot, so I was totally confused. And she remembered my name, because she had been to the stage a while back. I was shocked, and I did actually begin to vaugely remember her. So yeah. I asked her what she gets up to now etc. she said she is in school and stuff, and she just likes to do whatever on the weekend, I asked her if she'd wanna come out with me and 'my crew' she said sure, and so I asked for her number which she gave me. I've texted her a few times, seems all right man. Pretty pleased :D
o.k. that is a kinda condensed version of events.
Jambo.
(oh, p.s., Xiang also said that my phone was her favourite of all phones ^__^ ) |
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| A truly Moving Tale. |
[Jan. 30th, 2005|01:55 pm] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| |  completely, disgusted | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Stranglers - Skin Deep. | ] |
The people versus MJC :-
Though it is true that mar'ge' did not 'attack' this fine example of an elderly chap, it is also true that it was never the case I suggested such, though now, thinking back that is, she may well have mentaly attacked the gent.
However, I put this to you. It is, in fact, true that she did almost cause a collision by stopping dead, with no sign of warning or reasno, in the old chinese man's way. Thus showing direct disregard for this poor senior citizens right of way. Yet wosre, the said 'haltage' occured after I had warned marjorie that the citizen would be walking up the left side of the ramp, and that she, like almost everyone else, at least for a temporal period, move herself to the right side.add, this exercise would have indeed been possible for Marge, as there was a space on her right should could have mobilized her soma into. I add least hoped when she stopped herself, making an active desicsion to block this persons way that she may have rotated her body 90 degrees, thus making her perpendicular to the man, this small alteration in geometry would have allowed the man passage with relatively low difficulty. Alas. No. Not even such a movement was made, she stood, halted, with her body paralel to that old gent, I say, I felt disgusted at british youth when I saw this scene, and it was no less than that of a scene.
But maybe Marge stopped for a reason you say!?! I had hoped so myself, yet after questioning multiple sources revealed that there was no reason for this 'haltage'. One frined, attempted to defend her after realizing there was no reaon for the unprecidented 'haltage' begged for Marge's forgiveness, exclaiming "It was early in the morning", a fair enough point perhaps you thinks!?! To this I say NO! Would that mean that the hollocaust would have been tollerable had the punishment of Jews been confined to the early hours of the morning?
"Of course not!" I hear you all saying, However I am shocked, and stunned, ladies and getns to reveal that these two situation are no different! They are both acts of disregard for human rights, from one culture onto another. In fact Marge eve suggested that the only reason I had sought to defend non-obstruction of the gentleman's routine was because he was chinese, FACIST I SAY!
But why could the old man not slip into this space you ask!?! That is, young person, because he would have had to zig-zag barely making it through Anna, and Marge, poor fellow, I cried myself to sleep that night, thinking of what must have been going through that old gentleman's head...
Thankfuly, there was no collision. However, this unprecidented stoppage caused the fellow to grind to a near halt, thus showing "direct disregard for a senior citizens right of way"
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As well as being guilty of "direct disregard for a senior citizens right of way"
Marge Jain Klarck is also guilty of "Facism"
And through the admission of Zhang Ling, Marge Jain Klarck Is also guilty of "Treason"
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My thanks go out to those who took the time to read this,
I hope next time you look at MJC, you realize what monster are really behind those eyes... |
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| CHECK IT OUT FUXORZS |
[Jan. 12th, 2005|03:30 am] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| |  LEET HaX0rs- "WTF"!!?!?1?!?!1! | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | 73|\|ACIOUS D - THE HWOLE ALBUM | ] |
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| Santa Claus, what do you have in your big sack for me ? |
[Dec. 30th, 2004|06:34 pm] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| |  contemplative | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Fear Factory - New Breed | ] |
I asked him this question.
He showed me Boxers, deodorant, socks, and money. T'was good to me, that corpulent fellow. And that was just in England.
So what lies in store in scotlando? Nothing yet, aside and abso-fucking-lutely useless toy dog from spazzie-cap. By Gum I love her sad-excuses for presents... you think she would have known better, after like 3 years or however long it is. that I don't use or like the random baws she buys me.
So yeas, England was indeed a good laugh. Lot's of drinking with the Family and Lost Boy ^___^
Today, I had a jolly good time playing basket-ball at yonder stevenson building, oh it was rich. I have purchased 3 new pairs of basekt-ball shoes, all of which were under £30
o_O
I couldn't resist the dealage.
Hogmany tomorrow, so late merry se(x)mas y'all, unt have a good new year if I do not see you.
Auf Weidersen my people ! |
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| Yas |
[Dec. 13th, 2004|11:13 pm] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| | loved | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Capdown - Pound For t'Sound / Fear FActory - Bonescraper | ] |
The dinner I made turned out near perfect! Setsuko brought over some Japanese c.d.'s for me to listen too, which were heavy cheeseXcore but good, and we just talked for ages. Then after a while longer Setsuko went home at about 4:00 a.m.
So I had a very good night! |
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| Oh the Coincidence |
[Dec. 11th, 2004|06:45 pm] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| | jubilant | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Depeche Mode - Pornographic Pictures | ] |
On Thursday, the 9th, I was up doing my final Psychology lab of this year, namely 2004. Anyway, I did turn to my right and notice a young lady doing something, that I had not included in my lab, which I had thought complete... bah.
I asked her what it was she was doing, and then she showed me a sheet, a sheet I had not definately not seen. I laughed, exclaiming I had not seen this sheet, and could not be bothered doing it anyway. She started laughing and told me she knew what I meant, and then we excahnged names, her name being Ouchi Setsuko, or rather Setsuko Ouchi.
I asked her if her name was Japanese, since it sounds more Japanese, than Chinese, and alas I was correct. I noticed she had a little device, I asked what it was, and she said it was a wee translator that turned english words into Katakana, so she could understand them all. I started checking it for slang, and it had 'Hun' "a negative term used to describe a german person during the first and second world wars" and it even had 'cow' :o it of course gave them animal description, but then is said "a term used to describe a a woman by someone who dislikes her"
I was taken a-back!
Anyway, we then talked shite for a few hours, and then I pointed out she should have been doing her lab... so I said I'd better leave her to it... but just in case, I made invited her to do the lab tomorrow and just come up to my house and relax for a while, for some reason she, the poor fool, agreed. So anyway, talked more on the way back down the road, then talked more in my house. She asked me what other subjects I do, and I told her. She got excited, and I got slightly worried, becuase only wierd people would be excited by my subjects. Alas, she eplained she needed help with her chemistry as she had a test tomorrow, so then we speant about two hours talking about Chemistry, I made her a cup of (black) tea. We said she could stay for dinner, but she said there would be food waiting for her at her house... and so she had to go home. But afore she left I asked for her e-mail address, as I though number may be a bit much... concidering we didn't really know each other.
Well, I sent her an e-mail just saying "how did you test go?"
and she was all :--
Hi ya!
It was nice to meet you, too;-)
Thank you very very very much! It was sooooooooo helpful.
My test has gone (hevy?) well.
I can make sushi with seaweed for you some time.
Can you tell me your mobile no?
mine is ***********
Take care, Setsuko
________________________________________
So there we go. I am meeting her tomorrow... So I wonder what I should do ? |
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| Raikiri |
[Dec. 9th, 2004|11:43 am] |
| [ | Current Mental State |
| | creative | ] |
| [ | I am having a rave to... |
| | Asian KUng Fu Generation - kaigandoori | ] |
HA! has been a rather long time. But then again, I suppose, what is there to talk about?
I recieved a large ammount of cards from whitworth, and most of them are beauties, I love's them. I made a kinda good artifact deck, and a all-right blue/black deck, but I haven't really tested them, you know ?
Aye... well... I'm bored and by myself so I don't know what I'll do, I have uni for 2 hours, 2-4, and then i kinda have a psychology Lab to do. Basket-ball training later tonight though, should be good.
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Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yas :) Hoist that Union Jack!
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